You People (2023)

I hesitate to admit that I watched this moive because it was so atrociously bad, but watch it I did. There are a lot of good quality actors in this, which is why I kept trying it--on three seperate occasions before I could get all the way through it. I just kept thinking it might get better, but it didn't. The set up is kind of a modern Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, with Jonas Hill as the love interest and Eddie Murphy the Black Muslim dad. The twist is that his wife had a white grandfather, who Murphy thinks poisoned the well--so race and religion are a bit more nuanced in portrayal but that is where it stops. Full stop. This has nearly every stereotype about black people and Jewish people that you can imagine, and maybe it is supposed to be funny or make you think, but all it did was make me cringe, and I hope I save you from having to watch it.

Anaconda (2026)

Let's start off by acknowledging that this movie is really awful. I watched it on a Transatlantic flight, which is the ideal setting for slightly less than spectacular movies whose main goal is to pass the time--so even in an ideal detting the end result is that this movie was terrible. It is billed as a meta-reboot of the original Anaconda, and aims to trade earnest horror for goofy self-aware comedy. It stars Jack Black as Doug and Paul Rudd as Griff and with their down-on-their-luck friends who set out to make an indie reboot of the 1997 classic, only to get trapped in the jungle with a real, giant CGI snake. Their partners in this endeavor are film making friends from their high school days, also with star power (Thandie Newton and Steve Zahn) and nothing, not even them, can save this. The original was (reportedly) a silly movie that knew it was silly. This new Anaconda begins life as a silly movie but then turns less silly and more absurd, and that’s when it becomes even less compelling than wehre is started. When the focus is on the scrappy movie within the movie, it’s good for the occasional laugh. However, throughout the movie the dialogue is terrible, and the acting is unable to save it, despite the presense of actors that I usually find entertaining.

Penguin Lessons (2025)

The director of this movie was also the director of The Full Monty, and if you are looking for something similar, you will be disappointed--but if you are looking for a quiet indie film that has some really awful things going on in hte background but that does not deal with that ugliness head on, you might enjoy this--I did. The movie features a mentally checked-out teacher named Michell at a boys’ private school in Buenos Aires, Argentina--we do not find out until much later what it was that happened to him that left him so damaged, but it is there. It all starts to shift a bit for him when he finds a Magellanic penguin on the beach in Uruguay, cleans him up, and the penguin is quite imprinted on him, and he reluctantly brings it home with him. The penguin helps him to segue back into the land of empathy and compassion, a place he has been disconnected from for an untold amount of time. Unfortunately, he is working in Argentina in the time when a right-wing military dictatorship takes over the country and is kidnapping people on the street and disappearing them. Sounds impossible but that is also happening right now in the United States, so never forget. This does not dealve too deeply into those waters, but does end with the sobering statistics on how widespread the kidnapping, torture and murder was and how many people suffered. I was in Buenos Aires earlier this year, and there are many doorsteps throughout the city marking homes where people disappeared and who they were--never foget.